Narrator: "At that moment, Karen and Rocky's only hope in the whole WORLD, was Bullwinkle J. Moose... In other words, they didn't have a prayer."

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• What animals are the worst dancers?  --- Four-legged ones are bad, because they have two left feet.  Of course, insects are even worse: there's spiders, and centipedes, and millipedes, .... 
• What do they call the worst dancer in the room?   --- A dancer.

• Centipede to physician: "Doc, when my feet hurt, I hurt all over."

• Centipede to pal: "I just hate it when I start the day off on the wrong foot."

• Why did the mother snake buy tennis shoes for her little snake?  --- Because the doctor said he'd grown two feet!

• Why did the two left feet hate each other?  --- They were arch enemies.

• It was a tragedy!  As best witnesses could remember, the two small dogs just strolled into the dance studio and waltzed out with the cat!

• Why did the dancing man cross the road?  --- He was following line of dance.
• Why did the dancing woman cross the road?  --- She was following the lead.
• Two feet were arguing over a shoe when the hand said, "Hey, you're both right!"
• Never argue with a fool: onlookers won't be able to tell who's who.  Besides, if we can drag you down to our level, we can beat you with experience!
• You might as well enjoy today; tomorrow is bound to be worse!
• I had a dog once, but I spilled spot remover on him, and he disappeared.
• Charles M. Schulz: "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
• Some people will use any excuse not to dance.
• A six-foot cockroach walks into a bar.  The bartender says "Wow!  This is really amazing!  A six-foot cockroach!"  The cockroach says "Why, what's the big deal? Don't we all have six feet?"
• You know how to keep those annoying squirrels out of your church belfrey?  Make 'em members of the church, and then you'll only see them on Easter and Christmas!
• What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? -- A One Liner!
• How do you know if Bullwinkle is standing under your bed?  You'll know becasue your nose will be pressed to the ceiling.
• The Olentangy River, that goes through Columbus, Ohio, is not considered contaminated by the natives.  But, if you skip a rock across the surface, it causes sparks.
• A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap-dancing on it.  The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
  
  Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!"
  
  "Well," said the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light a candle under the pot?"
• Ya know what's really odd?  People with no sense of humor are really funny!
• What are the two main political parties in Canada?  Moose and Squirrel!
• What's the best way to catch a squirrel?  Climb up a tree and act like a nut!