"Edie, you have the most patient husband in the world."
"As I'm sure you are aware, you are FAR more patient than most men."
"Allen, we had a great time dancing our mother/son dance. Thanks for helping us not look so foolish!" - Pam & Matthew
"The wedding guests thought we had been dancing forever!: - Sam and Diane
"You are my favorite dance partner, but don't tell anyone."
"I'm going to work very hard, and make you proud of me."
"Wow. Will she do that for ME? Cool!"
"You're the only teacher I know that doesn't try to make me look silly when I'm dancing."
"I can't thank you enough for what you've taught me about dancing---not just the steps, but the relaxed attitude!"
"I need my Fox Trot fix with you every week!"
"I was told, time after time, that I couldn't dance. You showed me they were all wrong."
"Great lesson! I've been taught that step, over and over, by other instructors, but this is the first time I understood it!"
"You've become my Guru, man!"
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee, too - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again. Anyway, thanks for teaching me to dance! How's your public speaking coming along?" -- George W. Bush
"It was never like this at Mooselvania Toedance Academy!" - B.J. Moose
"Put my knee WHERE? Really? Dang!"
"If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. So keep dancing!" - Barack Obama
"We are taught to understand, correctly, that courage is not the absence of fear, but the capacity for action despite our fears. So, be a maverick and learn to dance!" -- John McCain
"I'm now looking forward to my new gig as a competetor on Dancing with the Stars, don't cha know? Thanks for teaching me how to kick up my heels and be a real maverick!" - Sarah Palin
"OK, so now that I've taught you all you need to know about dancing, next year we can start working on your roundhouse kick!" - Chuck Norris